Sunday, July 25, 2010

Sock Hole, the Haiku


Feel the cool air breeze
My wiggly toe thumb pokes out
A hole in my sock


Sunday, 20100725
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Thursday, July 22, 2010

Tips from a Truck Driver

Okay, so here I am lying on my bed at 1: 18 am and typing. Most people (like my parents, for instance) are already asleep. But some people, like me, are the restless type. I somehow cannot sleep early unless I'm really, really too tired to face the world. *exaggerating but who cares. :p

Well, this reminds me of the conversation that I had with a truck driver a month ago (1607). I was on my way to Jepara at that time and he happened to sit in front of me, next to the driver. When he said that he was a truck driver, I became rather curious. How did he manage to survive not-getting-the-sleep-attack during driving? Night traffic in my country is really dangerous because buses and trucks usually drive "fast and furious" at night. One small mistake can cause us meet our maker sooner than intended.

Four simple advices from Mr Truck Driver on how to stay awake:
1. Don't eat till you are full.
2. Choose foods that don't make us drowsy. Foods like kangkung (dunno what the English is) and aubergine or eggplant should be avoided.
3. Drink mineral water, not coffee.
4. Energy drinks are just extra boost up for the stamina.

But for those who are (rather) insomniac like me, here is his advice to be able to sleep quickly:
1. Eat until you are full.
2. Drink sleeping tablet or something like that.

I think his advices are useful although I have yet to try it to see the effectiveness on my body mechanism. What I rather regret is, it's a shame that I didn't get these advices during the hard days (er, nights :p ) when I wrote my final project. It's health appeal sounds better than coffee's caffeine.


Coffee, anyone? :)

So Pun-ny! :D

I just totally LOVE puns! And when I can spot one (while watching films, reading comics, and so on) I love them more! Dragon Ball is one of the comic that I love and consists of puns. Nearly all of the characters names are based on puns.

Here's one pun that one of my friends said to me on a sunny hot day at Borobudur Temple.

Me: "I forgot to bring my fan"
Sarah: "Don't worry, Ath. I'll be your fan"

I just couldn't help smiling after that. Hehe.

Here are some puns taken from Very Demotivational and So Much Pun. Enjoy!


demotivational posters

I hope that it's not The Black Pearl being censored!


demotivational poster

Hehe, this is also what I keep on imagining.


demotivational posters

Hmm, "apple" obsession has gone too far.


so much pun

I haven't seen the film, but I guess this sums it up. :p


so much pun

I hope that bin is clean.


so much pun

Whoa, I would definitely NOT add this guy as my friend! Creepy!


so much pun

I don't see why this shoe becomes a trend. IMHO, it looks weird.


so much pun

Yeah! Rock on! \m/




Tada, the "periodic table"! The original post title says something about "don't eat AS". Ironically, the element AS was the one that I really remembered during my high school years (I went to social class anyway, so I didn't have to study it furthermore)

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Final Project, the Haiku

I have sleeping problems. I had this since I was a baby - at least this is what my mum said. The most annoying thing is that when I try to sleep, all the writing ideas come into my mind. Like story plots, poem, and so on. Sometimes those ideas evilly came into my dreams. And then when I wake up, pop, ideas are gone! Boo. :(

On the 26 May 2010, when I was trying to sleep, I suddenly got an inspiration to write a haiku. I quickly typed it in my cell, just in case if I forget it.

FYI, Haiku is a unique Japanese style poem. It has 3 lines, 5-7-5 syllables. I like it because I can write whatever I want, however weird it may seem, as long as it is 5-7-5 syllables. *grin*

Here's my haiku:

final project sucks
trust me when I say it is
'cuz it really is

It's a crappy haiku, I know. But, for me, it really does show my frustration do to the lack of sleep and the tense as a senior who needs to get graduated asap!

Edgar Allan Poe, the "Father" of Detective Stories



Last night I went to Gramedia bookstore with my bfriend and we saw this Edgar Allan Poe book (sorry, I didn't see the title). I said to him, "Edgar Allan Poe was the father of Detectives stories. He made the basics of detective plots which writers nowadays use". Well, I didn't say it precisely like that but more or less like that. But since I forgot what exactly was was the five principles of detectives stories, I told him that I'd send it later on. Coincidentally I used Poe's profile as a work for my Major American Writers final paper (at that time I was on my 6th Semester... ages ago!)

My lecturer asked what influences and significance does the writer's works bring to the contemporary and following writers? Since I chose Poe, I had to dig out some information. It turned out that his stories are used as the detective principles and still used nowadays. To be honest, I haven't read any of his works, but the detective principles being used in them, I've read them in other detective stories by various detective writers.

Here are the five detective principles by Edgar Allan Poe that is still used until now:

a. The Murders in the Rue Morgue (1841)
It introduces the plot of ‘locked-room cases’. This is where the murder seemed to be done in impossible location. Usually it is depicted by murder happening inside a room which is locked from inside to make it seem like a suicide. Famous Japanese comic writer, Aoyama Gosho, often use the ‘locked-room cases’ in his manga entitled Detective Conan (1994-...) to show the mystery and cleverness of how a murder can be done in impossible places. For example, in file 4, volume 25, "House of the Spiders" the victim was hung in a locked room. There was this little window but it was too little and too high from someone to escape from it.

b. The Gold Bug (1843)
This story contained solution which relies on coded message. Many detective stories nowadays, either written or visualized, uses this coded message to solve the problem. Dan Brown, author of the famous novel The Da Vinci Code (2006), used coded messages in the form of Leonardo Da Vinci’s work to solve the mystery. Alfred Hitchcock used this also in his book "Three Investigators: The Mystery of the Stuttering Parrot". Great book with quote from Sherlock Holmes, To-to-to-be or not to-to-to-be. That is the question. I really love coded messages!

c. The Mystery of Marie Rogét (1842-1843)
This story is an essay in armchair detection. This is where a detective solves the mystery by various logical deductions from evidence that are presented to him. This method is a common method being used in the detective story. I don't read many stories like this, except maybe Agatha Christie's "Miss Marple".

d. Thou Art the Man (1844)
This story’s detective principle is revealing the most unlikely person as the murder. It is also the first comic detective story. Personally I think that this is the most common principle being used in detective stories. Aoyama Gosho often uses this as the villain of his comic, Detective Conan. Agatha Christie also uses this theory in most of her story, for instance in her story The Secret Adversary (1922), the main villain is the person who is a very famous politician and also trusted by the country. Based on this principle, I never suspect no one, I always suspect everyone!

e. The Purloined Letter (1845)
This presents the theory that when all other possibilities have been discarded, the one remaining, however apparently improbable, must be correct. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (1859-1930), stated this in his story The Sign of Four (1890) where Holmes said, ‘It is an old maxim of mine that when you have excluded the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth’ (Microsoft ® Encarta ® 2006. © 1993-2005 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved.). Sinichi Kudo, Aoyama Gosho's character in "Detective Conan", also uses this theory in his detective comic.

I used to read a lot of Agatha Christie, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Aoyama Gosho, and other detective and mystery stories but I never really realized that the principles were taken from Poe's works. Maybe this is because detective stories are identical with Sherlock Holmes and the likes! Well, maybe if I have time later I'll try to read his stories. Starting, maybe, from "The Gold Bug". Who knows that I have a mind of a detective. Hehe.


Aoyama Gosho's "Detective Conan", Indonesian version. Sorry, volume 25 looks messy.


Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's "Sherlock Holmes: The Hound of the Baskervilles"


Agatha Christie's "Tommy and Tuppence" series. They are sooo amusing.

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Nail Art... is SOOOO distracting!!!

Nail art... is VERY distracting!!!

Few moments ago, I should have been writing my final project, but somehow I ended up in playing with my nail polish. It didn't help that my sister barged into my room and wanted to see me do something. The two of us ended in experimenting marble coloured nail art.

The idea came from Cut Out + Keep. There was this lady who does cool tutorial on nail art. It looked easy. But when I tried the real thing, it didn't work out as cool as I had originally thought.

I wanted my nail to be a mixture of black and yellow (I love these two colours combined!), but my sis said it was a mess. It wasn't that bad compared with the one using black and red nail polish. I blame it all on the liquid-ness of the nail polishes. Not as liquid as it should be. Boo. :(

I gave up and ended drawing my nails in animal pattern. It should be zebra's stripe but somehow I think of it as albino tiger's. Drawing nails is much, much easier than making marble colours!

So, the steps are:
1. Put on base coat, let it dry
2. Draw whatever you want to draw (I normally do hearts and butterflies but this time I go for the animal pattern) on the base coat, let it dry. Make sure you use permanent pen or the ink will dissipate.
3. Cover it with nail varnish.
4. Do on the rest of your nails.
5. Tada! You have unique nail art! Not to mention that is also free!

Geez, I ended up posting a tutorial! Well, whatever. Doing nail art is definitely more fun than doing my final project. Tehee. =)




This one reminds me of Walls Ice Cream



These are the animal stripes (Do ignore my pinky. I know it's a 'lil bit crooked).


PS: By the time this is (finally) posted, I still haven't typed my final project. Gonna do it first thing in the morning. *Number 1 Procrastinator

Monday, July 12, 2010

Silly reason to choose WC 2010 Finalist!

Hi there everyone! Right now, right when I'm typing this blog, one of the most spectacular event this year is being on. World Cup 2010 South Africa, Spain plays against Holland. Yay!!!

My room has no telly and I couldn't be bothered to get out of my cosy sanctuary, therefore, I'm not gonna report about the awesomeness of the closing ceremony. However, my twitter timeline said that it was great, awesome, spectacular, Shakira and other singers were lip-syncing.

Well, back to Spain and Holland. Both are big, big football countries. Spain beat German 1-0 to get to the final while Holland beat Uruguay the day earlier (somehow the score slipped my mind!).

Where I come from, both are worshiped. Both my twitter and facebook friends chose either Holland or Spain (or both!) as their champ from the go. It's okay to choose whichever team. We have right to choose, especially that Indonesia is not part of the competing teams. Hehe.

What I can't understand is the way some people tease other people's choices and think that their choice is superior to others. Because seriously, when it comes to preference, relativity really takes matter!

During the semi (or octo-final, can't remember), my friend complained on his twitter status that his newsfeed were being filled with news about Spain, and it was quite tedious to him. I had to like that status. Not that I hate Spain, I have nothing against them, but it's just so boring having them hailed that.

Now that Spain is against Holland, some people are trying to say they pick Spain because Holland was one of our colonists. Well, talk about double-standard!

So, let's look back at the history of Indonesia's complete colonization (sorry I I get it wrong, this is out my memory, can't be bothered to open my history book or google it)

1. Portugal was the first country to colonize Indonesia. Alfonso D Albuquerque led the colonization.

2. Spain came next. Who led them? I couldn't care less. They fought against Portugal. Or did they team up with Portugal to fight Holland ft England? Again, I couldn't care less.

3. Holland came. They arrived at Banten under the lead of Cornelis de Houtman in order to get spices. They met hospitable locals and prolonged their visit. Then they got too greedy and the colonization started. 3,5 century under their colonization was a bad thing, but in some way it was also good. Without them, instead of Republic Indonesia, you could only see different islands going their different way.

4. England also colonized Indonesia although only for a short time. To be honest, I kinda like them as a colonist. Many discovery were found, one of them being the famous Rafflesia Arnoldi by Sir Thomas Raffles. Maybe if they colonized us longer than Holland, we'd all be speaking in English, not Bahasa Indonesia!

5. Japan was the last country to colonize Indonesia. They were here only 3 years compared to Hollands 3,5 century! History said that they were crueler than Holland. But since I didn't experience this first hand, I cannot agree, neither could I object. Thankfully Japan was also busy with World War and the atom bombing, so the Indonesian heroes could prepare the declaration of independence. Ironically, it was achieved with the help of a Japanese military man!

Wow, turns out to be a longer rant than I expected!!! (stop sidetracking, Ath!) Anyway, point is, all of these countries that colonized Indonesia participated in the three latest World Cups: 2002, 2006, and 2010.

It didn't stop people from admiring Portugal's Ronaldo and friends, Villa and friends, Van Persie-Sneijder and friends, Rooney and friends, and Captain Tsubasa (LOL. A football manganime, but more famous than the real footie players).

So, personally speaking, it's silly to pick one team from the other just because of the one that we don't like was a colonist. It's even sillier that if both the teams were colonists.

Love football because of the game. Not because of long time ago history!

I'm off. Gonna watch the game while having midnite snack.

Whichever team wins, there's an Arsenal player lifting the trophy. Whichever team lose, there's still an Arsenal player being the World Cup 2010 runner-up.
Arsenal FTW! (stop sidetracking and watch the final!)